Christian Freudian Slips
Here's some comic relief - just a few highlights from a list circling the internet. Supposedly these are all real, which I don't find difficult to believe...
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"The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
cancelled due to a conflict."
Oh my, how appropriate.
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"Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help."
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"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice."
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"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Bring your husbands."
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"The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'"
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"For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs."
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"Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
7 PM. Please use the back door."
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"Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days."
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"Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other
items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children."
Crippling the minds of children, at least...
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"The church will host an evening of fine dining,
super entertainment and gracious hostility."
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"This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in
the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin."
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And my personal favorite:
"Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done."
Labels: atheism, christianity, church, comedy, errors, god, humor, misprints, religion, typos
posted by Angry Atheist @ 10:41 AM
3 Comments:
was freud a christian?
thanks for posting those. it made my day.
As much as I dislike Freud at times, he does have the redeeming grace that he considered religion an obstacle to human intelligence and maturity. Here's a good quote:
"For God's dark ways, no one has yet invented a lantern." - Sigmund Freud
Great quotes!
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